Finance Matters

Marry for Love

April 15 is almost here, and many of you are still scrambling to get your returns ready to file. Here's a collection of fun quotes to help you "sprint to the finish" this tax season:

"Another difference between death and taxes is that death is frequently painless." Anonymous

"A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right." Anonymous

Cruising in Style

Cruising the high seas has become an increasingly popular way to travel, with over 14 million Americans cruising in 2010. Cruise fans love the convenience of unpacking just once and letting a floating resort take them from one glamorous destination to another. Cruise critics cringe at the stereotypical cheesy Vegas-style shows, 'round-the-clock buffets, and abbreviated shore excursions to the same chain retailers they can visit at their local mall. But all of us were thoroughly disgusted by this month's sordid tale of the Carnival Triumph, the mega-ship that lost power in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. Four-hour waits for onion sandwiches sound bad enough from a ship that prides itself on a reputation for all you can eat. But just imagine 4,200 passengers and crew lining up to use 12 working toilets, and you'll immediately understand why observers dubbed the ship a "floating petri dish."

Carnival's spinmeisters clearly recognize a PR disaster when they see a towboat dragging it past them at 5 knots. They've agreed to give passengers a full refund for cruise and transportation costs, plus

Bringing Home the Gold

Friday marked the Opening Ceremonies of the Games of the XXX Olympiad. Britain's Queen Elizabeth, along with her Corgis, made their film debut parachuting into the stadium with superspy James Bond. The world's eyes are waiting to see who takes home the gold — and whenever someone takes home "the gold," you know the IRS will be there to help them count it!

How excited do our friends at the IRS get when the Olympics roll around? Well, believe it or not, there's an argument to be made that the medals themselves are taxable. Way back in 1969, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that shortstop Maury Wills owed tax on the $10,000 value of the Hickock Belt he received for being named Athlete of the Year. But the IRS isn't taxing Olympiads on their medals — at least, not yet. (Would that mean a Gold medal is just a Silver, after taxes?)

Show Me the Money!

The week before last, while most of America was still digesting news of the Supreme Court's decision on healthcare reform, more news hit the wires. That's right, Hollywood A-listers Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, better known as "TomKat," are calling it quits after nearly six years of marriage. Of course, Tom has been down this road twice before. But this split has already spawned far and away the biggest headlines, and tinsel town gossips are working overtime. How long has Katie planned her escape? What role does Cruise's association with the controversial Church of Scientology really play? Were Tom's lawyers really letting Katie "play the media" while they readied his reply?

News of the split came at nearly the same time as Forbes naming Cruise the world's top-earning actor. His latest blockbuster, #4 in the Mission: Impossible franchise, pulled in a whopping $700 million, powering Cruise to a $75 million year. So naturally, we want to know what the divorce means for the IRS!

England's Tax-Subsidized Style

England's creative class is known throughout the world for the richness and variety of its work. Some is good (think Savile Row tailoring and the architecture of Sir Christopher Wren). Some is not (Princess Eugenie's royal wedding hat). And some is just sublime (the 1961 Jaguar E-type). But there's one art form the English are better at than anyone else, and that's highbrow television.

It all started with Upstairs Downstairs. Next came 1981's lavish Brideshead Revisited. And now there's yet another snooty television "programme" invading American hearts and minds — Downton Abbey, a period drama centered on the aristocratic Crawley family and their servants, during the reign of King George V.

Yes, it's a soap opera. But oh, what a soap opera it is. You have your standard-issue improbable plot complications and ill-advised romances, naturally. But it's set against a backdrop of class, manners, and humanity that seem long lost a century later. And where else will you find a soap with

IL-eagle Assets?

Our estate tax system is quite different from our income tax system. The income tax, as its name implies, focuses on how much money individuals, trusts, and business entities make. The estate tax system, in contrast, focuses on how much assets are worth. Most assets aren't hard to value. Stocks, bonds, mutual funds, and similar assets are valued at their publicly-traded fair market value (FMV) as of the date of death (or the executor can choose an "alternate valuation date" nine months later). But some assets are a little harder. Real estate, for example, is also valued at its FMV — but who's to say what a unique or expensive property is really "worth," especially in today's volatile market? Closely-held businesses can be even harder to appraise. And high-end collectibles, like the kind of art and antiques that usually sell at auction, can be hardest of all.

These issues make estate-tax enforcement a different challenge from income-tax enforcement. For fiscal year 2010, the IRS received 42,366 estate tax returns, and audited 4,288, or 10.1%. But just as income tax audits go up as your income rises, estate-tax audits go up as your assets go up. For that same year, the IRS received 3,013 estate tax returns reporting assets of $10 million or more — and audited 928 of them, or 30.8%!