Tax Rates

Mad at Taxes

Fans of AMC's Mad Men rejoiced last week when Don Draper and his colleagues at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce returned after a 17-month absence. The year is 1966, and change is in the air. Protestors oppose the war in Vietnam, and riots break out in Los Angeles, Cleveland, and Atlanta. The "kids" are listening to Dusty Springfield and the Rolling Stones. And the "grownups" are struggling to make sense of it all.

Mad Men creator Matthew Weiner is famed for his obsessive attention to period detail. (One episode featured junior executive Pete Campbell displaying a spectacularly ugly "chip and dip" platter he received as a wedding present — the very same chip and dip that Weiner's own parents received for their wedding back in 1959.) So, fashion mavens predictably ooh'ed and ahh'ed over the period costumes, which have inspired today's Banana Republic to introduce an entire Mad Men collection. Interior design aficionados ooh'ed and ahh'ed over Don and his new bride Megan's stylish Upper East Side penthouse, with its white carpeting,

England's Tax-Subsidized Style

England's creative class is known throughout the world for the richness and variety of its work. Some is good (think Savile Row tailoring and the architecture of Sir Christopher Wren). Some is not (Princess Eugenie's royal wedding hat). And some is just sublime (the 1961 Jaguar E-type). But there's one art form the English are better at than anyone else, and that's highbrow television.

It all started with Upstairs Downstairs. Next came 1981's lavish Brideshead Revisited. And now there's yet another snooty television "programme" invading American hearts and minds — Downton Abbey, a period drama centered on the aristocratic Crawley family and their servants, during the reign of King George V.

Yes, it's a soap opera. But oh, what a soap opera it is. You have your standard-issue improbable plot complications and ill-advised romances, naturally. But it's set against a backdrop of class, manners, and humanity that seem long lost a century later. And where else will you find a soap with

March Madness and the IRS

The NCAA's college basketball tournament — "March Madness" — has become an unofficial national holiday. Fan-in-Chief Barack Obama kicked off this year's action by flying to Dayton (with British Prime Minister David Cameron!) for this year's "First Four" tipoff games. And even people who don't like basketball enjoy watching the tournament. This year's top seeds — Kentucky, Syracuse, UNC, and Michigan State — will probably dominate coverage. But every year features at least one Cinderella team, waltzing up through the brackets with little more than heart. Who will it be this year? Creighton? Virginia Commonwealth? Or maybe #6 seed Cincinnati?

We all know college hoopsters don't actually get "paid" (wink, wink). So the players don't run up the score for the IRS — at least, not until they hit the NBA, where the average salary tops $5.15 million. (That suggests an average tax bill of a million and a half!)

And the Oscar Goes To . . .

Sunday night, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences put "Oscar" on a diet, cutting out live performances for "Best Original Song" nominees and trimming the traditionally bloated and self-indulgent awards program to just over three hours. Movies about movies were the big winners. "Hugo," Martin Scorsese's homage to French director Georges Melies, took five awards early in the evening. And "The Actor," a black-and-white silent film celebrating Hollywood history, took home five more, including the coveted "Best Picture."

Host Billy Crystal managed to sneak in a joke about taxes during the broadcast — he remarked that the "Harry Potter" movies had grossed over seven billion dollars in worldwide receipts but paid just 14% in taxes! (Apparently that "taxium minimoso" spell is a real winner! It also helps if you can keep your bank records in disappearing ink.) But while the tax man rarely gets a star turn on stage, he still manages to clean up at awards time.

Gimme Shelter

Sunday night's Grammy Awards ceremony illuminated two sides of today's music industry. On stage, British soul singer Adele cleaned up big time, winning Album of the Year, Record of the Year, and Song of the Year. On the darker side, the night was filled with tributes to fallen angel Whitney Houston, who died Saturday after years of backstage struggles with drugs and alcohol.

When you think of your favorite musician, you probably don't think about a third side — taxes. But you might be surprised to learn just how much influence tax laws have over the music we listen to every day.

Rock-and-roll fans know "Gimme Shelter" as one of the Rolling Stones' all-time classics — the opening cut on their 1969 album Let it Bleed, and a dark, brooding meditation on the war and violence that seemed to characterize that era. Surprisingly, it turns out that "Gimme Shelter" describes the band's philosophy on taxes, too.

Romney Hot Seat

Last fall, billionaire Warren Buffett ignited a firestorm in the tax world when he revealed that he paid just 17.4% in tax — a lower rate than his own secretary — on his $39.8 million taxable income. The revelation sparked conversation across the country, and even inspired President Obama to propose a "Warren Buffett" rule imposing a special tax on income above $1 million per year.

Last week, Presidential candidate Mitt Romney made similar headlines when he released his taxes. The returns weighed in at 547 pages, and included some items, like "Form 8261: Return By a Shareholder of a Passive Foreign Investment Company or Qualified Electing Fund," that most tax professionals never encounter in a lifetime. (Trust us when we tell you this stuff is every bit as