Mad at Taxes

Fans of AMC's Mad Men rejoiced last week when Don Draper and his colleagues at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce returned after a 17-month absence. The year is 1966, and change is in the air. Protestors oppose the war in Vietnam, and riots break out in Los Angeles, Cleveland, and Atlanta. The "kids" are listening to Dusty Springfield and the Rolling Stones. And the "grownups" are struggling to make sense of it all.

Mad Men creator Matthew Weiner is famed for his obsessive attention to period detail. (One episode featured junior executive Pete Campbell displaying a spectacularly ugly "chip and dip" platter he received as a wedding present — the very same chip and dip that Weiner's own parents received for their wedding back in 1959.) So, fashion mavens predictably ooh'ed and ahh'ed over the period costumes, which have inspired today's Banana Republic to introduce an entire Mad Men collection. Interior design aficionados ooh'ed and ahh'ed over Don and his new bride Megan's stylish Upper East Side penthouse, with its white carpeting,

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England's Tax-Subsidized Style

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England's creative class is known throughout the world for the richness and variety of its work. Some is good (think Savile Row tailoring and the architecture of Sir Christopher Wren). Some is not (Princess Eugenie's royal wedding hat). And some is just sublime (the 1961 Jaguar E-type). But there's one art form the English are better at than anyone else, and that's highbrow television.

It all started with Upstairs Downstairs. Next came 1981's lavish Brideshead Revisited. And now there's yet another snooty television "programme" invading American hearts and minds — Downton Abbey, a period drama centered on the aristocratic Crawley family and their servants, during the reign of King George V.

Yes, it's a soap opera. But oh, what a soap opera it is. You have your standard-issue improbable plot complications and ill-advised romances, naturally. But it's set against a backdrop of class, manners, and humanity that seem long lost a century later. And where else will you find a soap with

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Tax Business, Russian Style

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Working in the tax business is usually a pretty safe gig. You really just need an office, a computer with an internet connection, and a fast laser printer for all those piles of paper. There's not much heavy lifting — and even less intrigue or danger. But sometimes the tax business is a different story. Just ask Pavel Petrovich Ivlev, who works (now) in suburban New Jersey.

Pavel was born in 1970 just outside Moscow. He earned a law degree from Moscow State University in 1993, studied more in Amsterdam and London, then joined an international law firm. At that point, he appeared set to become another one of a new breed of Russian lawyers, helping newly-privatized companies negotiate the awkward transition to "real" capitalism.

Pavel's clients included Yukos Oil, and its charismatic chairman, Mikhail Khodorkovsky. Khodorkovsky had started out collecting dues for the Communist Youth League. But as the Soviet Union collapsed, he rejected his old Leninist ideology. Taking advantage of glasnost and his party connections, he became an entrepreneur, published his own capitalist manifesto called The Man with the Ruble, and traded his way up to controlling 20% of Russia's lucrative oil production. For one brief shining moment, Khodorkovsky's $16 billion fortune made him the richest man in Russia and the 16th-richest man on earth.

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March Madness and the IRS

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The NCAA's college basketball tournament — "March Madness" — has become an unofficial national holiday. Fan-in-Chief Barack Obama kicked off this year's action by flying to Dayton (with British Prime Minister David Cameron!) for this year's "First Four" tipoff games. And even people who don't like basketball enjoy watching the tournament. This year's top seeds — Kentucky, Syracuse, UNC, and Michigan State — will probably dominate coverage. But every year features at least one Cinderella team, waltzing up through the brackets with little more than heart. Who will it be this year? Creighton? Virginia Commonwealth? Or maybe #6 seed Cincinnati?

We all know college hoopsters don't actually get "paid" (wink, wink). So the players don't run up the score for the IRS — at least, not until they hit the NBA, where the average salary tops $5.15 million. (That suggests an average tax bill of a million and a half!)

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IL-eagle Assets?

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Our estate tax system is quite different from our income tax system. The income tax, as its name implies, focuses on how much money individuals, trusts, and business entities make. The estate tax system, in contrast, focuses on how much assets are worth. Most assets aren't hard to value. Stocks, bonds, mutual funds, and similar assets are valued at their publicly-traded fair market value (FMV) as of the date of death (or the executor can choose an "alternate valuation date" nine months later). But some assets are a little harder. Real estate, for example, is also valued at its FMV — but who's to say what a unique or expensive property is really "worth," especially in today's volatile market? Closely-held businesses can be even harder to appraise. And high-end collectibles, like the kind of art and antiques that usually sell at auction, can be hardest of all.

These issues make estate-tax enforcement a different challenge from income-tax enforcement. For fiscal year 2010, the IRS received 42,366 estate tax returns, and audited 4,288, or 10.1%. But just as income tax audits go up as your income rises, estate-tax audits go up as your assets go up. For that same year, the IRS received 3,013 estate tax returns reporting assets of $10 million or more — and audited 928 of them, or 30.8%!

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And the Oscar Goes To . . .

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Sunday night, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences put "Oscar" on a diet, cutting out live performances for "Best Original Song" nominees and trimming the traditionally bloated and self-indulgent awards program to just over three hours. Movies about movies were the big winners. "Hugo," Martin Scorsese's homage to French director Georges Melies, took five awards early in the evening. And "The Actor," a black-and-white silent film celebrating Hollywood history, took home five more, including the coveted "Best Picture."

Host Billy Crystal managed to sneak in a joke about taxes during the broadcast — he remarked that the "Harry Potter" movies had grossed over seven billion dollars in worldwide receipts but paid just 14% in taxes! (Apparently that "taxium minimoso" spell is a real winner! It also helps if you can keep your bank records in disappearing ink.) But while the tax man rarely gets a star turn on stage, he still manages to clean up at awards time.