Death and Taxes and Zombies

Law reviews are scholarly journals focusing on legal issues, usually edited by students at a particular school. America's law schools currently crank out hundreds of different reviews, which means there aren't a lot of topics that haven't already been covered. (Chief Justice John Roberts once said "Pick up a copy of any law review that you see, and the first article is likely to be, you know, the influence of Immanuel Kant on evidentiary approaches in 18th Century Bulgaria, or something.”) But the Iowa Law Review has just published a new article on a crucial tax topic — and it's especially appropriate to discuss this week after Halloween. We're referring, of course, to Arizona State professor Adam Chodorow's groundbreaking new work, Death and Taxes and Zombies.

"The United States stands on the precipice of a financial disaster, and Congress has done nothing but bicker. Of course, I refer to the coming day when the undead walk the earth, feasting upon the living. A zombie apocalypse will create an urgent need for significant government revenues to protect the living, while at the same time rendering a large portion of the taxpaying public dead or undead. The government’s failure to anticipate or plan for this eventuality could cripple its ability to respond effectively, putting us all at risk. This essay fills a glaring gap in the academic literature by examining how the estate and income tax laws apply to the undead."

Touchdown, IRS?

It's Week Nine of the 2013 football season, and millions of Americans are following every play. The Kansas City Chiefs are still undefeated. The New York Giants have finally won a couple of games. And playoff races are already starting to take shape. (Bengals, anyone?) So, what does any of this have to do with taxes?

Today's National Football League is the biggest spectacle since the Romans packed the Coliseum to watch the Christians take on the Lions. (Needless to say, the Lions were heavy favorites — and usually covered the spread.) Last year, the league generated $9.5 billion in revenue from a combination of TV rights, ticket sales, stadium concessions, and licensing agreements. The biggest part of that cash geyser goes to the players (who naturally pay tax on their salaries). More chunks go to the owners (who pay tax on theirs), and stadium vendors (who pay tax on all those eight-dollar beers).

Voting With Your Feet

It's safe to say that people don't like paying taxes. America was born out of a tax rebellion, and Americans have resisted every variety of tax ever since. Some of them even go as far as renouncing their American citizenship to avoid the tax man.

Expatriation sounds like an awfully big step just to pay less tax. But more and more Americans are doing it. In 1994, Campbell's Soup heir John T. "Ippy" Dorrance III saw greener pastures in Ireland, trading what was then a 55% estate tax for Ireland's 2%. And just last year, Facebook founder Eduardo Saverin "defriended" Uncle Sam and the IRS after moving to Singapore, potentially saving hundreds of millions in tax. Americans who give up their citizenship pony up an "exit tax" on the value of their assets when they leave, essentially paying as if they had sold everything the day before surrendering their passport. But that doesn't stop the determined from leaving — in the second quarter of this year, 1,131 Americans bid bon voyage to their citizenship.

Story Problems for Grownups

Back in grade school, you did all sorts of math problems. You started out with drills to learn your basic addition, subtraction, and multiplication. You learned long division (ugh). You moved on to fractions. And all along the way, as part of your teachers' efforts to convince you that it all matters here in the "real world," you did "story problems." Remember those?

Well, now you're all grown up, so here's a grownup story problem to ponder:

You're an IRS auditor, toiling away to protect the government's revenue base. Then you decide to leave "the dark side" and start your own practice. Things start off great, but you want more. So you mock up some fake tax returns, tell some clients they owe $11 million, and have them make payments into a bogus "trust account." Then you take the money for yourself, make some home improvements, buy a beach house in Mexico, pay to use a private plane, pay $2 million on your personal credit cards and loans, and make some investments. It's good to be rich, isn't it? But now there's a teensy-weensy little problem. The IRS is on to you, your clients are hopping mad, and two of them are scheduled to testify against you! What do you do?

Well, if you're Steven Martinez of Ramona, California, you send your limousine driver (!) to offer a hit man $100,000 to take out the clients. But you don't just whisper some names in his ear and slink back home. Oh, no. Because you're an accountant

Try Looking in the Couch Cushions

People lose things all the time. Usually it's no big deal. We misplace our phone, keys, or sunglasses — then they show up an hour or a day later, or we replace them. Sometimes it's more serious. We lose money in a stock or a mutual fund — then we make it back over time. But every so often, someone loses big. We just hope it's not our public officials doing the losing!

Last month, the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration ("TIGTA"), an IRS watchdog, released a report titled "Affordable Care Act: Tracking of Health Insurance Reform Implementation Fund Costs Could Be Improved." That report reveals

Horsing Around with Tax Preparers

This is a big week for taxes and technology. State "insurance exchanges" are scheduled to open for business under the Affordable Care Act, which lets consumers sign up for tax-subsidized individual health insurance. The White House has already announced that technological glitches will delay online enrollment on the small business ("SHOP") and Spanish-language sites. That's a decidedly 21st-century, "first world" problem. So, why on earth is the IRS lassoing an 1884 law dealing with lost Civil War horses to regulate tax preparers?

Right now, there are no industry-wide rules governing tax preparers. So, back in 2011, the IRS announced their new "Return Preparer Initiative," which required preparers to register with the IRS, pass a competency test, and take continuing education classes. The new rules apply to any tax preparer who isn't already regulated as an attorney, Certified Public Accountant (CPA), or Enrolled Agent (EA).