This week brings us the most quintessentially American of all holidays. It's the one we wait for all year, the one that truly captures those ideals that bind us together as a nation, and the one that bridges the cultural and political gaps that threaten to tear us apart. We're talking, of course, about Black Friday, that glorious bacchanalia of year-end binge-buying. If Thanksgiving is a chilled glass of dry white wine, and Christmas is a flute of sparkling champagne, then Black Friday is the Jaeger-bomb that gets the party rolling!